I want to make a zoo with you.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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