she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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