I'm drive I can fine osifer
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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