I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I can't turn off my feet"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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