Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize