We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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