Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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