What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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