That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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