were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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