I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize