talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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