sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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