the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You were trust falling into bushes
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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