Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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