If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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