im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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