Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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