just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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