garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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