do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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