I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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