All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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