i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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