This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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