So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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