Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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