What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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