Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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