u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
