I think i peed on brittanys purse
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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