So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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