He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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