yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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