Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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