He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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