plz talk dirty to me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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