But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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