Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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