does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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