So drunk its hurt
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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