How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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