you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
