I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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