Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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