Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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