He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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