ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Who died my cat blue again?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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