You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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