so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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