I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
