Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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