I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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