She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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